Archives — Calls from 4/6-4/11

Monday, April 6
• 12:58 a.m. — A man called 911 and advised that he is “getting ready to kill his neighbor” as they have had ongoing issues with each other for the last 13-15 years. He told dispatchers that he doesn’t have any weapons as he doesn’t believe in them, adding that if he kills his neighbor it will be with “his bare hands.”
The man’s cause was that his neighbor’s “cows” always come into his yard and “**** and piss in it” and now he can’t grow anything. He added that he was extremely drunk and would not call back again tonight.
• 1:53 a.m. — A woman wanted a man removed from her residence after she reported he had just come at her with a “knife” and later claimed to be having a “flashback to Vietnam.”
• 4:41 p.m. — A woman reported that she was “shot last year” by her “neighbor” when they were practice shooting and one of the rounds ricocheted off a rock before hitting her. She added that the neighbors are shooting again as she heard a couple “big blasts”, stating that they have “assault rifles and everything.”

Tuesday, April 7
• 12:26 p.m. — A woman called into 911 and reported two children who were “running towards the park” in Ronan.
• 5:57 p.m. — A man advised 911 dispatchers that an intoxicated man who just hit a house with a car is now walking in the middle of the road near the Pablo fire hall.
• 7:18 p.m. — A woman reported that older kids playing around a car in front of the pet store are “putting the smaller children in the trunk.” Officers advised that the kids are just playing around and everyone is okay.

Wednesday, April 8
• 6:29 a.m. — An officer reporting seeing a camper camping in different spots along Hwy 83 over the past two weeks and stated that he believes it’s the same man who hung out in the area so long last year that “people got donations to help him leave the area.”
• 8:51 a.m. — A business owner reported someone tried to steal her “silk flower pot” outside her store but the pot was chained to the wall so in an attempt to remove it the failed thieves “pulled so hard they broke the window frame.”
• 1:45 p.m. — A man wearing a black hoodie was reported for “suspicious activity” while walking down Terrace Lake Road carrying a “vase with a big red rose in it.” Suspicious indeed?
• 3:36 p.m. — A woman reported to 911 dispatchers that her kids came home “freaking out” because there was a male “passed out in the park with his pants part way down.” Mr. Sleepy ended up getting a ride downtown for being drunk in public.
• 6:29 p.m. — A man reported to 911 that he received his “medical marijuana” package but 3/4 out it was missing. He advised dispatchers that he ordered an ounce but only received 1/4 ounce in the package which was tampered with and “taped up on the outside.”
The reporting party suspects the UPS driver, who is not their regular driver, was the pot culprit.

Thursday, April 9
• 3:44 a.m. — A man called “911” and was reportedly “trying to call a friend.” When told he had called “911” the caller seemed very surprised stating he “must have miss-dialed.”
• 5:01 p.m. — A woman reported that there are two females out front kicking “the **** out of her boyfriend’s pickup.” When officers arrived on scene no one was found and the reported truck had “no damage.”
• 11:03 p.m. — A bouncer at the South Shore Lounge reported that an HBD (had been drinking) woman “came in swinging at a male at the bar” and then refused to leave. The woman was arrested for endangerment as she had children with her waiting in the car.

Friday, April 10
• 2:05 a.m. — A woman called 911 requesting to speak with an officer regarding her husband how is being “unruly” and just “poured three cans of soda on her and on the carpet.”
• 10:19 a.m. — A woman reported that she needs an officer ASAP as her son is “drunk and getting violent with the walls in the back bedroom.”
• 12:46 p.m. — A man called 911 to report a woman in his trailer park just “took a bucket of human waste and threw it out beside her camper.” The caller advised dispatchers that the tenant is “unruly” and had been evicted before for “throwing human waste all over” the trailer park’s lavatory.
• 2:52 p.m. — A woman called 911 from the lobby in the county courthouse stating that she has “two tickets” and “wants to do her time.” She added that she hadn’t seen the judge and wouldn’t see him until Monday, but was still going to sit in the lobby “until she did her time.”
When detention officers went out to get her she had already left.
• 3:30 p.m. — The same woman from earlier called back 911 from home still wanting to “do her time for the tickets”, asking dispatchers “why don’t you just put me in jail forever, for a thousand years.”
When dispatchers told her she would have to wait to be see the judge on Monday, she said “fine” and hung up.

Saturday, April 11
• 1:35 a.m. — An anonymous caller reported that a man had just “kicked through a car windshield” outside the South Shore Lounge. Chuck Norris much?
• 3:44 p.m. — A woman reported to 911 an instance of “suspicious activity” stating that she had just “seen something on the hill.” She then advised that she could now see “the horses that ran over the hill and made a huge cloud of dust.”