911 calls from 4/20-4/26

Monday, April 20
• 8:23 a.m. — A woman called 911 and reported that her neighbor “throws rocks at her dogs” when they’re in their own yard, and also “throws rocks at her house” and then “laughs.”
• 12:44 p.m. — A woman reported a noise disturbance next door and later called back to notify dispatchers that it was “just someone playing tetherball.”
• 6:43 p.m. — A man reported that a “handicapped man” had been “kidnapped” from a residence north of St. Ignatius. The report turned out to be unfounded.
• 7:04 p.m. — A man reported that a “PlayStation2 and some pistols” had been stolen from his Polson residence.

Tuesday, April 21
• 6:11 p.m. — An officer requested an ambulance for a St. Ignatius man laying “nude in his yard”, who had possibly been there for “20 minutes or more.” The man advised that he did not need an ambulance and was “just enjoying the sun.”
• 6:28 p.m. — A woman called 911 and reported that her boyfriend was going “mentally ballistic.” Dispatch requested to speak with the boyfriend who got on the phone and stated that he is not going “mentally ballistic.” The boyfriend did request to speak to an officer as he “does have a lot on his mind.”

Wednesday, April 22
• 7:18 a.m. — The same woman who accused her boyfriend of being “mentally ballistic” called in again and stated that she had just spoken to her dad and advised dispatchers that he is “against drugs” and “really pissed off” at a Helena man whose name we could not release. The woman stated that the man is “dirty and a creep” adding that he “smokes crank” and that she “has seen him do this.”
• 11:23 a.m. — The woman called 911 again regarding the aforementioned issue and requested that dispatchers call “a higher court” than Polson City as she “thinks someone is trying to set her up.”
• 11:41 a.m. — You know who called back requesting to speak with an officer, advising that she has done “nothing wrong” and “is being set up.” Dispatchers told the woman not to call back unless it’s an emergency next time.
• 2:26 p.m. — A patient at St. Luke’s Hospital called 911 and stated that she’s being held in a house against her will and that some people in the house have “her money and her meds” and are threatening to “blow her up.” Dispatchers called the hospital back and confirmed that the woman was a patient and the ward clerk said she would tell the nurse to move the phone away from the patient’s bed.
• 2:46 p.m. — Three shoplifters were reported caught stealing “eye glasses” from a Polson grocery store.
• 5:55 p.m. — A man reported to 911 that his wife had received a strange text message asking if “someone wanted some drugs?”

Thursday, April 23
• 7:33 a.m. — A woman, who needs no introduction, called 911 to advise dispatchers that her boyfriend is headed to the library to drop off books that are supposed to be about “Greek mythology”, but are actually about “how to get away with murder.”
• 8:10 a.m. — The growing famous boyfriend called 911 to report that his girlfriend was “being mean and nasty” wanted to be dropped off at the courthouse. He said she started being mean last night after “reading some Greek mythology book.” The man advised dispatchers that he just wanted them to know that she was at the courthouse now.
• 9:23 a.m. — The girlfriend is on the phone now calling 911 to let dispatchers know that her boyfriend is giving her a ride to the hospital to “get her meds.” To be continued ... ? Read on.
• 2:53 p.m. — A man reported to 911 that he received a letter in the mail saying that a man with his last name but the wrong first name is being sued for $7,000. The man said he did not know who it was, got angry, and “threw the letter in the stove and burned it.”
• 4:05 p.m. — She’s baaaaack. An HBD (had been drinking) woman called 911 stating “breaker 1-9, breaker 1-9” and that she was “headed to Town Pump for cigarettes.” Dispatchers advised her that she shouldn’t be driving to which she said she wasn’t, her boyfriend is. When asked if her boyfriend had been drinking the woman replied “yes.” Dispatchers advised them that they should not be driving to which the woman replied “okay.” Officers were sent to check out Town Pump.

Friday, April 24
• 9:45 a.m. — A man reported that he just found a “drunk woman passed out in his front yard.” Even for Friday standards, a bit early isn’t it? This is where the “it’s five o’clock somewhere” line MUST be drawn.

Saturday, April 25
• 12:41 a.m. — A very HBD (had been drinking) woman called 911 and reported that “the bars on Main Street are being very loud,” and then hung up.
• 3:39 p.m. — A woman, yes that one, called 911 and reported that she is “okay” but “can’t stand [her boyfriend] anymore” so she went to the store and bought a “pint of vodka” before returning home. Dispatchers reminded her that it wasn’t a good idea to drink with all the medicines she’s on, to which she responded that it didn’t matter a “whole hell of a lot” as she has “no liver, no heart, and no appendix.”

Sunday, April 26
• 6:13 a.m. — An anonymous person reported a party with drinking going on at a nearby residence where a man was outside “yelling and shooting around.”