Tuesday, June 23, 2009

911 calls from June 15-19

Monday, June 15
11:47 a.m. — A man reported to 911 that there appears to be an adult male sleeping under the swingset at O’Malley Park with only a “pair of pants on.” Polson officers confirmed that the man is fine as he is just “reading a book in the park.”
2:13 p.m. — A man called 911 and reported that a girl is running around “half naked and drunk” at the Lake View Village Apartments. The caller advised dispatchers it was “the one with that wolf that threatened me”, adding that the girl is “slobbering drunk and scaring the little kids.”
The man called back and stated that they are screaming and throwing water as they are having a water fight, and are drunk as they have cans of beer. Polson officers confirmed that the incident was strictly a “water fight” and just some kids having “some summer fun.”
11:42 p.m. — A man reported to 911 that someone is throwing “snow balls” towards his back windows of his residence. The man went on to agree with dispatchers that it could not be “snow” as it was not snowing out, but “something like that.” He advised that whatever the are throwing sounds hard enough to break the window.

Tuesday, June 16
8:01 a.m. — A woman called 911 and advised that she went out looking for some horses this morning and got lost as she does not “have her glasses with her.”

Wednesday, June 17
5:58 a.m. — An employee of the Ronan Golf Course called 911 and reported that vandalism was done to their club house beverage cart as it appears someone tried to “hot-wire the cart.” The stop sign in the parking lot was also reported to be broken down, possibly a result of kids doing “broadies” in the parking lot.
2:59 p.m. — A woman called 911 and reported that a piece of wire on her gate that kept the fence shut is missing and was taken by “the cops.” The woman added that her gate will not stay shut now.
4:09 p.m. — A man called 911 and requested that an officer come pick him up as his wife “was in jail and he wanted to go to jail as well.” The man threatened that if he was not picked up “something bad was going to happen.”

Thursday, June 18
3:13 p.m. — A woman called 911 to report a burglary at their Woods Bay home. Not 40 minutes later the reporting party called back requesting an ambulance as the burglar returned to the residence and had been severely injured by the homeowner’s 165-pound Bullmastiff, giving new meaning to “taking a bite out of crime.”
6:55 p.m. — The earlier woman who reported her gate issue called back to 911 to report that her car wouldn’t start.
7:27 p.m. — The same woman called 911 again and stated that she wanted an officer to go to “that store on Main Street that sells batteries” and bring her “one.” Dispatchers told the woman that if she called Napa they could bring her a car battery.
The woman replied that she is 86 years old and hoped “they” would get to be 86 years old as they would then know “what hell is like” because it is “hell to live in Polson.”

Friday, June 19
12:02 a.m. — An intoxicated male was reported “relieving himself” behind Community Bank in Ronan and was given a verbal warning about “urinating in public.”
10:21 p.m. — A woman reported to 911 that there has been fireworks going off all night and she is “damn sick of it”, adding that she feels like she is “in Iraq.” A dispatcher advised her that city ordinance states people can light off fireworks until 11:30 p.m. on July 4 without a time limit.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

911 calls from 6/10-6/14

Wednesday, June 10
10:38 a.m. — A man reported to 911 that he found what he thinks is a “smoke bomb” in his mailbox as his mail is all “brown and stinky.”
10:58 a.m. — A man called 911 and requested to speak with an officer about the “window on his truck blowing out” as he was driving down the highway near the Lake/Missoula county border in the Swan. The man advised that it was either “a rock or somebody shot at him.”
9:46 p.m. — A woman reported to 911 that her neighbor is out target practicing and she “wants to sleep.”
9:53 p.m. — A woman called 911 and reported that four kids are messing with the construction equipment near the grade school in Ronan, “honking the horn on one of the tractors.”

Thursday, June 11
7:46 a.m. — A woman reported to 911 that she witnessed an intoxicated man who appeared to be hitch-hiking and walking down Timberlane Road next to Don Aadsen Ford “grab some mail out of a mailbox.” The man then reportedly noticed he had been seen taking the mail and ran back to put the mail back in the box.
11:19 p.m. — A woman called 911 to report “two teenagers riding on top of a car” with six occupants packed inside as the vehicle drove back and forth between Castle Rock and the boat ramp near the KwaTaqNuk Resort.

Friday, June 12
1:05 a.m. — A bartender at the Branding Iron reported a suspicious male outside walking back and forth and “peering in the windows.”
8:16 a.m. — A man reported to 911 a pickup parked on J2000 road with a body wrapped up in a blanket that “isn’t moving.” Police responded to the scene and the man promptly arose from his slumber, alive and a little groggy.
5:43 p.m. — A woman reported to 911 there is a lot of traffic going in and out of a 4th Avenue residence as she believes it to be a “drug house.” She went on to state that this morning the house wreaked of a combination of “skunk, dirty socks, and rotten eggs” — leading the woman to believe that meth is being made at the smelly home in question.

Saturday, June 13
12:47 a.m. — A heavily intoxicated man refusing to leave the Wolfden Bar “removed his pants” in protest to the bartender’s request to vacate the premises. The man was described as 6 foot tall, 230 pounds, blue shirt, “no pants.” The barroom rebel’s valiant demonstration ultimately was a loss — as he fought the law and the law won. The man was arrested for disorderly conduct and charged with resisting arrest.
2:51 a.m. — A woman reported a noise disturbance to 911, saying that two “drunk and stoned” individuals have been playing Guitar Hero on Playstation very loudly “for hours” at the apartment next door.
5:14 a.m. — A woman called 911 wanting to report her cousin going AWOL from the Army. The catch? She would not give up her cousin’s identity unless the sheriff’s office “cut her a check”, as she bargained with dispatchers to turn him in for “a hundred bucks.”
However enticing the offer was, dispatchers declined to pay up. One must beg the question, is working a ransom deal with the cops really the best idea here? What is this, the movie “Speed”?
9:03 a.m. — A woman reported that a homeless man sleeping behind the car wash just got up and is walking towards Tootsies using a “golf club as a cane.”

Sunday, June 14
10:54 a.m. — A man reported to 911 that he and his wife saw what appeared to be a yellow airplane flying over the lake in circles, that got lower, and lower, and then “landed in the lake.” The man said his wife thought the plane went “under water” between Big Arm and Elmo. Officers spoke with people on the marine channel and confirmed that the plane was their “floatplane” and that everything was okay.
8:45 p.m. — An employee at Doug Allard’s store reported that two girls came in and advised that man staying at the hotel is exposing himself in front of children. Upon police follow-up, the tenants turned out to be two German tourists who apparently did not get the memo on our culture’s attitudes towards nudity, and kindly agreed to put their shorts back on.
At least our nude foreign friends hadn’t yet made their way down to the lake before experiencing this “cold” truth.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

911 calls from 6/1-6/9

Monday, June 1
2:45 a.m. — A man called 911 and reported that someone has been shooting at his property with pellet guns since around 11:15 p.m. Sunday night. The man advised that the last shot hit about five minutes ago and he could hear a girl’s voice say “Uh-O!”, but it was too dark outside to see anything.
3:51 a.m. — A man called 911 and reported a party at Kerr Dam by the boat launch below the village. Upon officer arrival, a deputy was unable to locate anyone and said the caller “may be hearing the wind as it is blowing pretty good.”
8:57 a.m. — A woman reported to 911 that a lawn ornament described as a “little girl on a tricycle with a basket and cat” was stolen from her yard last night. The prime suspect: Martha Stewart.
4:07 p.m. — A man called 911 and requested an officer as his “wallet was lost.” The reporting party advised dispatchers that he had $150 in the wallet, and if an officer didn’t come over he is going over to the suspected burglars residence and is going to “burn the house down.”
5 p.m. — A woman advised 911 dispatchers that she and her mother just entered their house and noticed the upstairs door start to open, calling out “who is there?” — then the door abruptly shut again. The woman and her mother went to the neighbors to call 911. Upon police follow-up, the door activity turned out to, again, just be “the wind.”

Tuesday, June 2
10:07 a.m. — A Mission police officer reported to dispatch that a St. Ignatius resident has “a threatening sign” in their window directed towards their neighbors.
12:24 p.m. — A man dialed 911 and requested a call from “Walgren”, stating that “they” are trying to “get rid of him.” When dispatchers asked who the man advised that he had just gotten back from the mental hospital at Warm Springs and “they” are trying to get rid of him. Warm Springs called dispatch to request that the sheriff’s office transport the man back to the hospital.

Wednesday, June 3
11:41 a.m. — A woman called 911 and advised that there is a white Ford Expedition with out of state plates going door-to-door selling “Clorox products.”

Thursday, June 4
12:31 a.m. — A male employee at a Polson gas station advised dispatchers that he had some tools sitting outside and some people grabbed them. The man reported that they were “very arrogant and thanked him for the tools.” Polson officers found the described vehicle, made a traffic stop, and recovered the stolen pliers and screwdriver.
8:10 p.m — A woman reported to 911 that a “very intoxicated” man is trying to get hit in the middle of the road in St. Ignatius, “jumping into traffic.”

Friday, June 5
11:42 a.m. — A man reported to 911 getting a voice mail message offering him a “$50,000 stimulus payment.”
6:04 p.m. — A woman called 911 and advised that some people are “having sex on the beach” under a blanket by the city docks. A Polson officer spoke with the two individuals and said he could not confirm if they were “fornicating or not”, but warned them they were not to “partake in that kind of behavior in a public park.”

Saturday, June 6
4:34 p.m. — A woman reported to 911 that a man who was baby-sitting her daughter was drunk and passed out at her residence, as she came home to find the daughter “coloring on him with magic markers.” After the man was woken up, he was refusing to leave as he had “just finished off a fifth of vodka.”
9:14 p.m. — A woman called 911 and requested to speak with an officer in reference to what appears to be “blood all over the ground out in front of their shop.” The woman advised dispatchers that they had just returned from Missoula and noticed the blood and one chicken missing. The prime suspect: Colonel Sanders.

Sunday, June 7
12:36 p.m. — A man called 911 and advised that he was just leaving the Branding Iron Bar in Charlo and a man came up to him and propositioned him to “buy crack cocaine.”
6:41 p.m. — A woman reported to 911 that she can hear her neighbors making lots of “odd noises” that sound like a “haunted house almost.”

Monday, June 8
4:12 p.m. — A man reported to 911 that he was approached by four males in a white Chevy pickup who asked him if he knew where they could “sell some stolen guns.” The man advised that the males were from Browning, appeared to “be on drugs”, and said they got the guns from California.
7:56 p.m. — A man reported to 911 that another man at his house made threats to him by “shaking his fist at me.”

Tuesday, June 9
2:11 a.m. — A man advised 911 dispatchers that someone had “stolen his 2008 Ronan telephone book” off his kitchen table “within the last three hours.”
4:55 p.m. — A woman reported to 911 that she witnessed four boys beating on another, adding that it might be “some sort of initiation.” Upon police follow-up the boys turned out be just brothers giving the youngest brother “a hard time.”

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

911 calls from 5/25-5/31

Monday, May 25
1:25 p.m. — A man called 911 and reported that he had been hit by a dump truck near the Elmo dump. While the man’s vehicle was passing the truck, the truck allegedly swerved into him. The reporting party said he then blocked in the dump truck which prompted the truck’s driver to get out of his vehicle and a verbal and physical fight between the two men ensued.
Once authorities arrived on scene both men reportedly wanted to file “assault” charges against “eachother.” Wow! Road rage much?

Tuesday, May 26
9:18 a.m. — A woman reported to 911 that a man is either “asleep or dead” in a white Buick Lesabre on the Buchanan side of Ronan City Park.
11:43 a.m. — A man reported an act of vandalism when a “huge tree about 200 feet tall” was cut down on his property and he did not want it cut down.
5:35 p.m. — Two intoxicated men were arrested for disorderly conduct after fighting on Main Street in Charlo.
5:57 p.m. — A man reported to 911 that a “drunk man just walked into his house” and he doesn’t know who he is.
6:05 p.m. — A woman called 911 and advised that there is a drunk woman “talking to herself” in front of Lynn’s Drive-in in St. Ignatius.
8 p.m. — A woman reported that there is a teenage male walking up 11th Street towards 13th “carrying a handgun.” Officers searched the area but were unable to locate the boy.

Wednesday, May 27
10:02 a.m. — A woman called 911 and reported that she has a “restraining order” on a man who she noticed had “added her as a friend on Facebook” when she checked this morning. She was concerned about this because she did not approve him as a “friend” and did not give him permission to go onto her Facebook site.
Anyone who argues that Facebook and MySpace are not a stalker’s dream should look no further.
8:39 p.m. — A man reported that there appeared to be at least “10 people fighting” in Polson’s Sacajawea Park. Upon arrival a Polson officer could not locate any of the brawlers, adding “They must’ve took care of it themselves.”
10:22 p.m. — A woman called 911 and advised dispatchers that she could see “very bright lights flash seven times repeatedly in the sky” between Ronan and Charlo. She was concerned that the lights may be someone “signaling for help”, possibly Care Flight — as she had heard them earlier on her police scanner radio.
A sheriff’s deputy found the light to be coming from the end of an “irrigation line” and contacted the reporting party to notify her.

Thursday, May 28
8:48 a.m. — A woman reported to 911 that she was upset as “they” may be using her place as a “drug drop.” She explained that when she left for church there was money under a rock by her door, which was gone when she returned home. The lady said she subsequently found an “envelope that had drugs in it” in the bushes by her door. She described the drugs as a “tobacco substance.”
Upon follow-up, a Polson officer identified the “drugs” as “butternut seeds” and the money was found to have fallen out of her “neighbor’s pocket.”
9:40 a.m. — A woman advised dispatchers that someone had “sabotaged her lawn mower,” as her son had tried starting it last night and the gasline was cut. The lady claimed that the act of vandalism could have “killed her son.”
10:44 a.m. — A St. Ignatius man reported that there is a pipe with cement on one side laying on the side of the road near Pierce Lane, stating that it looks like a “pipe bomb” without a fuse in it. Mission police confirmed that it was not a pipe bomb, just a piece of someone’s “fence post.”
4:23 p.m. — A woman called 911 and reported that her friend had found “blood-soaked clothing” in a dumpster behind Woody’s in Polson last Tuesday. Police checked but were unable to locate the items.
6:19 p.m. — A woman reported that her “adult swing” in her yard had been “tipped over on its top.” She suspected it was either her neighbor or some kids who she talked to about “cutting through her yard.”
8:58 p.m. — A man, who had warrants for his arrest out of Missoula county, called 911 to report that his daughters were “stealing his meds.” Police arrived on scene and found they were not actually stealing the “meds,” the man got “agitated” with officers, and he was arrested for the outstanding warrant.
Here’s a tip, if you have a warrant out for your arrest, it’s not an emergency, and you don’t like jail — you probably don’t want to call the cops.
10:09 p.m. — A manager at Ace Hardware reported to 911 that they have an individual who is “stealing bricks.”
11:20 p.m. — A Ronan man reported a fight on Main Street in front of the Second Chance and Pheasant Lounge bars, adding that he heard someone saying “use the brass knuckles.” Ronan officers said two males were headed south on Main Street wearing “all black.”
The man who was jumped did not want to press charges even though the men with the “brass knuckles” stole some money from him as well as his hat. Isn’t that robbery with a weapon, a felony?

Friday, May 29
7:49 a.m. — A woman advised 911 dispatchers that there was a guy at “The Duck” bar in Woods Bay last night who “tried to beat her ***.” She said the same man is down the street at her cousin’s house on Lakeview Drive and she would like to press charges.
2:42 p.m. — A man called 911 and advised that “hecklers” were able to “steal his dog leash” last week because they disabled his “motion detector.”
3:46 p.m. — A woman reported a “fight” between two males at a turnout on Highway 35 north of Fulkerson’s Corner with “one man chasing the other into traffic.” She reported not seeing any weapons but said the men were definitely “duking it out.”
A sheriff’s deputy reported that it ended up just being a couple of buddies “messing around with eachother.”
7:26 p.m. — A school janitor in Ronan called 911 and reported finding a puddle of “urine” in a corner near the school building and suspected some men playing basketball nearby of the deposit. When you gotta go, you gotta go.

Saturday, May 30
6:54 a.m. — A man called 911 and advised that he is “drunk and lost” at Super 1 Foods, adding that he hadn’t seen his buddy in over six hours and remembered staying with a friend last night but doesn’t know who. Wow, now that’s what you call a hangover.
12:39 p.m. — 911 dispatchers received a call from a male tourist driving through the Arlee area who advised a construction traffic “flagger having a tough time standing, staggering, and then laying on the ground.” The reporting party was concerned that she may have been “drinking.”
Turned out the flagger had a “cramp in her leg” and was trying to “walk it off.”
4:56 p.m. — A man called 911 and reported a very intoxicated woman walking down Highway 93 and “falling into traffic” near Subway. Upon police investigation and a subsequent breathalyzer test, the woman blew a .355 blood alcohol content rating.
6:50 p.m. — A woman reported that someone had stolen the motor and gas tank off their boat on Light Road in Pablo.
10:04 p.m. — A woman called 911 and reported an intoxicated man who got “kicked out of a pickup truck” at the entrance to the apartment complex. The man then reportedly attempted to “climb a fence” but failed, and proceeded to sit on the grass and “throw rocks at his residence.”

Sunday, May 31
4:03 p.m. — A man called 911 and reported that his wife believes she may have found a “shin bone” while mowing in the back yard of their Elmo residence. Police officers took pictures and possession of the bone which has been sent to the state crime lab in Missoula.
6:10 p.m. — A bartender at Raleigh’s reported that a man in a wheelchair was dropped off at the bar earlier, had a few drinks, and is now “passed out next door.” The man was checked on by Polson officers who he told that “he was just meditating.”
I hear parking lots and alleyways next to bars are typically the best places to find one’s center and focus on the Chi.
9:38 p.m. — A woman called 911 and requested an officer come down as there is a “male yelling in the bushes,” adding that she does not want him there anymore.