911 calls from 6/21-6/28

Sunday, June 21
• 12:58 a.m. — A man called 911 and reported “loud music” coming from the area across from the vet clinic and wanted it “shut down.” The music turned out to be coming from Relay for Life.
• 1:19 a.m. — Another man reported the same “loud music” to 911 and was informed it was coming from the relay. How dare those cancer survivors and cancer cure advocates stay up all night for a cause?
• 2:17 a.m. — A Polson officer reported that there are some individuals out on horses in front of the Wolf Den. Turns out the horseriders were told it was not illegal to ride through town.
• 2:56 a.m. — An anonymous male advised 911 dispatchers that there is a man “showing marijuana out of a tackle box” at the Swan Tavern.
• 2:01 p.m. — An employee at 93 Sales reported to 911 that someone stole “four tires and the wheels off a pickup in his lot” in the middle of the night. The prime suspects: Local NASCAR pit crew members. Admit it, those guys are fast.
• 4:36 p.m. — A man reported finding another man passed out in his neighbor’s yard. The hung over trespasser was picked up and booked on an outstanding warrant.
• 10:18 p.m. — A man riding a bicycle in the Wal-Mart area reported seeing a bunch of people hanging around Wheat Montana, and when he came back there was “a large pile of rocks in the drive through area.”

Monday, June 22
• 10:11 a.m. — A man advised 911 dispatchers that there are three males drinking beer on the corner of Highway 93 and Main Street and one is “puking everywhere.” Little early for a Monday aint it?

Tuesday, June 23
• 2:20 p.m. — A woman reported to 911 she just witnessed a “skateboarder” throw a bike into the lake. Police made the skater retrieve the bicycle from the water.
• 6:05 p.m. — A man called 911 and reported that there is a “drunk male laying in the ditch with his pants down.” The man was advised by officers to stay home and stay off the street.
• 6:37 p.m. — A woman reported to 911 that there were some kids at the city docks “fighting and throwing animals in the water.” Evidently a boyfriend and girlfriend got into an argument and he threw her dog in the lake.

Wednesday, June 24
• 9:03 a.m. — A man advised 911 dispatchers that there is a man in a small white truck that is watching his neighbor’s house with a “telescope.”
• 3:53 p.m. — A woman called 911 and reported the smell of a “dead body” coming a blue Volkswagen Jetta in the KwaTaqNuk dock area. A Polson officer opened the car’s trunk nearly half an hour later to find nothing but “clothes, papers, and trash.”
How exactly does one walk by a car, sniff, and go “Oh yeah, that’s a dead body”? Are you a CSI forensic sniffer? Some people are just dirty people, doesn’t mean they’re hauling around bodies in their trunks.

Thursday, June 25
• 8:19 a.m. — A man called 911 and advised that a semi truck hauling a huge backhoe has three flat tires and pieces of tires are “just flying everywhere.” The called added that the driver must know his tires are flat and “it’s just sick he’s letting the tire debris go everywhere.”
• 7:23 p.m. — An elderly woman called 911 three times to complain about her “electric bill.” She was told all three times to talk to the electric company.

Friday, June 26
• 3:49 a.m. — A Ronan office advised that an extremely intoxicated male just “urinated in the Town Pump parking lot.”

Saturday, June 27
• 12:21 p.m. — A woman reported to 911 that she was going out to her car and noticed a t-shirt thrown on the dumpster that was “soaked in blood and half burned.”

Sunday, June 28
• 6:11 p.m. — The same elderly woman from earlier called back to 911 requesting to know “how much it will cost to send a letter to Kalispell.”