911 calls from 5/4-5/10

Monday, May 4
• 6:36 p.m. — A man reported to 911 that there is a woman in his window “flipping him off.” He advised dispatchers that she has been harassing him all day calling him names, adding that he can’t stand her as she is “always puking on the porch.”
The man went on to explain that she is a “cannibal” as she took “some guy” home from the bar and “he’s never been seen again.”

Tuesday, May 5
• 12:12 a.m. — A bartender at Pablo Bar requested an officer as she refused an intoxicated male customer a double shot and he “came unglued” before ultimately leaving the establishment.
The bartender advised 911 dispatchers that before he left, the drunk turned and pointed and saying “I leave now, but I will be back.” The bartender apparently took that to be a direct threat and wanted to press charges.
• 8:43 a.m. — A woman called 911 and reported that she received a number of harassing phone calls in the middle of the night with an odd voice on the other end of the line calling her “sunshine.”

Wednesday, May 6
• 8:49 a.m. — A woman called 911 and hung up. Upon a return call she said her phone was broke and she couldn’t see the screen as she misdialed “9-1-1.”
• 12:24 p.m. — A man called 911 and requested to speak an officer regarding his neighbor who is “threatening him while building a fence.” The man advised that the neighbor wasn’t supposed to build a fence without consent from him as they had come to an “agreement” with paperwork to back it up.
The man was advised by dispatchers to “take a seat” while an officer came out to him.
• 6:37 p.m. — A man called 911 and reported that an intoxicated man fell down in front of his residence and started “rolling around on the ground.”

Thursday, May 7
• 12:32 p.m. — A man reported to 91 that a grey Mercedes is parked at the bottom of his driveway and that the male driver “looked intelligent” and said he was with the “census.” The reporting party was concerned that the man’s story may not be true and reported that his house had been burglarized over a month ago.
• 9:27 p.m. — An employee of Harvest Foods in Ronan called 911 and requested an officer to come wait outside as an older male is in the store attempting to steal “a beer” and they would like him picked up when he exits.

Friday, May 8
• 2:44 a.m. — A man came to the Lake County Jail requesting for a place to stay for the night from officers telling them that he was staying with someone in Polson and it had “gone sour.” When officers asked about who he was staying with he said “it’s all good.” Upon looking up his background officers found that he had an extensive criminal history out of Kentucky, Tennessee, Utah, and Florida.
The man added that he had “a few beers” and “all his belongings were still at the bar”, but said he did not know the bar’s name.
• 7:16 a.m. — An employee at a local bakery advised dispatchers that there is a guy who just came in that has “some kind of buzz going on.” The woman stated that she would buy an officer a cup of coffee if they would come over and sit for a while.
• 3:48 p.m. — A man called 911 and requested officers as his 9-year-old granddaughter is being “belligerent and assaulting her sibling.”
• 7:16 p.m. — A man called 911 and reported that he and a friend were just “chillin” outside of a local pawn shop waiting for a friend when a guy came out threatened to call he cops then returned back outside minutes later with “a crow bar and some type of weapon.”
The reporting party advised that the man later came out again to lock his car doors as if they were trying to steal something. Officers said the incident was a misunderstanding and told the reporting party that the lot was private property and to “skateboard somewhere else.” Ah, yet another case of skateboarder profiling.
• 8:41 p.m. — A woman reported that two babies were left unattended in a car outside of Safeway. Officers checked it out and reported that the babies were okay.
• 8:44 p.m. — A 9-year-old boy called 911 and advised that “his baby sitter left him home alone.” You are sooo busted!
• 9:08 p.m. — An officer spoke to some “young skateboarders” at the corner of 1st Street and 13th and advised them to “use better judgment next time.” That’s a bit of an oxymoron.

Saturday, May 9
• 1:09 p.m. — A woman reported to 911 that there is a female standing alongside the road “beating on a teen’s head.”
• 4:08 p.m. — A woman reported to 911 that there is a man with “no clothes on” threatening her and her family.
• 6:02 p.m. — A man reported to 911 a complaint against his neighbor who has been driving his motorcycle back and forth down the street. The man stated the bike must not have a muffler with how loud it is, adding that “it’s so loud you can’t even think.”
• 8:43 p.m. — An officer received a report that some intoxicated people were hanging out in front of the “police station.” Two officers headed that way.

Sunday, May 10
• 9:18 p.m. — An employee at Joe’s Jiffy called 911 and requested an officer as a drunk man just came in and “broke the gumball machine.”