911 calls from 5/18-5/25

Monday, May 18
• 10:50 a.m. — A man called 911 to report his neighbor for “littering” as the neighbor was hitting golf balls onto his property.

Wednesday, May 20
• 4:11 p.m. — A female employee at Gambles Hardware called 911 and requested an officer as they had caught two young kids spray painting the side of the building after they had just bought the cans from the store.
• 5:29 p.m. — A 12-year-old boy was reported driving a green Buick in Pablo with two older males who were HBD (had been drinking) in the backseat. Hey, at least they got a designated driver.

Thursday, May 21
• 12:48 p.m. — A man called 911 to report that he is driving northbound back through the Highway 93 construction by Arlee and saw a white Mazda pickup with a canopy over it and there is “a bunch people inside trying to get air” who the driver described as “Mexican.” When they attempted to raise the canopy the reporting party said that the driver got angry and banged on the window.
The man found this “suspicious” and was afraid that “they are Mexicans and with swine flu going on he doesn’t want them around.”

Saturday, May 23
• 6:22 a.m. — A woman advised dispatchers that she was at Kerr Dam Overlook when another woman tried to “run into her with her car.”
• 1:15 p.m. — A man called 911 and advised that his neighbors are still “shooting golf balls” toward his house.
• 2:07 p.m. — A woman called 9 and stated that a young man with a gun and red curly hair is “holding them hostage.” She advised that there are 8-9 women there a few older men who can’t “hold their own anymore.”
Upon police follow-up the call was found to just be a dillusional woman at the nursing home.
• 2:14 p.m. — A man reported to 911 that he had just retrieved a “syringe that still has something in it” from the Ronan park by the “playground equipment.” Ronan officers reported that it looked like “a syringe used for jello shots at the street dance” Friday night.
• 5:58 p.m. — A gas station clerk called 911 to report that there are five people who are “drunk and harassing her customers.” She advised that a male with a blue shirt just “urinated in the corner of the store” and a heavy set female wearing a black hoody just “took a sandwich.”
The clerk advised that they are now sitting “at the picnic table out back.”
• 6:06 p.m. — A woman reported to 911 that she just witnessed a black Toyota pickup with a girl wearing a bathing suit and shorts on the hood screaming “Go faster!” headed towards Ferndale Drive from Kelly Drive.
• 8:28 p.m. — A man called 911 irate that he was “robbed again!” The man advised that “they” took his “light green dog leash” from inside his residence, adding that they did not get his “strawberry or tomato bushes this time” because he just brought them in.
The man said that he went through his residence with a “fine toothed comb” looking for it and can’t find it anywhere.
• 9:13 p.m. — A woman called 911 and reported that her neighbors have “all packed up and left” and was wondering if there is an “emergency” where she needs to “leave town.” Dispatchers advised her that there was indeed no such emergency evacuation situation she had not heard of.
• 10:10 p.m. — A man was reported to 911 for having been bit on the arm by his girlfriend.

Sunday, May 24
• 5:12 p.m. — A female gas station clerk in St. Ignatius called 911 and reported that she had just been “locked inside the store” by some unruly customers.
• 8:18 p.m. — A woman advised that someone had come in her house while she was sleeping and “stole her wedding ring off her finger.” She also told dispatchers a story about growing up and how she “had to bring the cows and horses in while her mother read romance novels.”
The woman said she would like to speak with an officer on this matter “if one is interested.”

Monday, May 25
• 1:51 p.m. — A call came in over the scanner for an officer caution stating that a man with arrest warrants they were trying to locate “is known to have swords and uses drugs.” And kids that’s why drugs and swords, don’t’ mix.

911 calls from 5/11-5/17

Monday, May 11
• 11:30 a.m. — A manager of a Ronan grocery store reported that a shoplifter who stole “plants” from the store yesterday had returned them and he would like to press charges.
• 12:27 p.m. — A woman reported a teen “who took an attitude with her” who was ditching school in Pablo.
• 1:39 p.m. — A manager of a Polson grocery store reported that a customer just “dropped two bags of 25 methadone pills” out of their pocket when they were exiting the store.
• 3:53 p.m. — A woman from Mission called 911 and reported her 15-year-old son “missing” stating that he didn’t come home from school and “she looked everywhere for him.” A Mission police officer on patrol called in that her son was hanging out at the school. So she didn’t exactly look quite “everywhere.”
• 3:54 p.m. — An assistant manager at Wal-Mart advised dispatchers that they have a “marijuana pipe” that someone turned in after finding it in the “lobby.”
• 9:35 p.m. — A woman who misdialed 911 said that she dropped her phone breaking it, snapped it back together, and the phone dialed 911 by itself.

Tuesday, May 12
• 11:02 a.m. — A man reported that he believes his ex-girlfriend stole his hydrocodone and methadone. Did she leave it at the grocery store yesterday per chance?
• 3:11 p.m. — A woman reported to 911 that a flagger along Highway 93 waved her through without checking traffic and she would have been “t-boned by a truck” if she hadn’t checked first.
• 5:26 p.m. — A woman reported to 911 an act of vandalism describing some trees and plants she had recently planted had been pulled up by someone.
• 9:08 p.m. — A Dixon man who turned out to be just “jogging” was called into 911 for a report of “suspicious activity.”
• 10:20 p.m. — A woman reported to 911 that another woman “covered in weeds” jumped out of the bushes and said she needed to hide as it was a “matter of life and death” as there were two men “in camouflage hunting her.” The disoriented woman ended up being detained by police.

Thursday, May 14
• 2:48 p.m. — A woman reported that a man, who they had a prior trespassing conflict with, was now “kicking her fence.”
• 8:08 p.m. — A man reported to 911 that a man at his residence is “trying to kick his ass” and is threatening his mother with a golf club in his hand.
• 8:17 p.m. — A woman called 911 and requested an officer to her home as there are people “drinking” there and “hiding under beds and in closets.”

Friday, May 15
• 12:50 p.m. — A man called 911 and requested to speak to an officer about “his pill” that was stolen 30 days ago.
• 12:58 p.m. — A man reported to 911 that there is a “possible dead body in a plastic bag” at the spillway at Mission Dam. It turned out to be an animal carcass not a human in the bag.
• 1:40 p.m. — Three bikers were reported making fun of a Polson officer outside the Wolf Den bar dubbing him “Mr. Clean.”

Saturday, May 16
• 1:46 p.m. — A woman reported to 911 that her neighbor was “passed out” in his car with the music turned up very loud. When her boyfriend told him to turn it down the disgruntled neighbor got upset and started saying he was “going to get his rifle.”
• 6:27 p.m. — A woman that two people are “high on pot” and headed towards Polson in a black Nissan with “a baby.” When asked how she knew they were high, the reporting party stated “their eyes were all red.”

Sunday, May 17
• 1 a.m. — A female traffic control employee called 911 to report two teenage males who were moving barrels and pylons on the Polson bridge construction area.
• 1:43 a.m. — A Polson officer removed a bicycle from the middle of the road on Hillcrest.
• 4:50 a.m. — A suspicious man was reported “sleeping” in the Ronan Post Office.
• 11:38 a.m. — A manager at a Polson grocery store reported to 911 that two drunk men were wondering in and out of the store and that one was “covered in blood.” They were picked up for disorderly conduct.
• 2:23 p.m. — A man in Mission reported to 911 coming across something that looked like a “pipe bomb” in his yard while mowing the lawn. Mission police and the office of emergency management investigated and the device was found to be a bomb and taken to a secure location to await disposal.
• 8:51 p.m. — A man reported that a dark mini-van has been driving by “flipping off” his 12-year-old daughter.

911 calls from 5/4-5/10

Monday, May 4
• 6:36 p.m. — A man reported to 911 that there is a woman in his window “flipping him off.” He advised dispatchers that she has been harassing him all day calling him names, adding that he can’t stand her as she is “always puking on the porch.”
The man went on to explain that she is a “cannibal” as she took “some guy” home from the bar and “he’s never been seen again.”

Tuesday, May 5
• 12:12 a.m. — A bartender at Pablo Bar requested an officer as she refused an intoxicated male customer a double shot and he “came unglued” before ultimately leaving the establishment.
The bartender advised 911 dispatchers that before he left, the drunk turned and pointed and saying “I leave now, but I will be back.” The bartender apparently took that to be a direct threat and wanted to press charges.
• 8:43 a.m. — A woman called 911 and reported that she received a number of harassing phone calls in the middle of the night with an odd voice on the other end of the line calling her “sunshine.”

Wednesday, May 6
• 8:49 a.m. — A woman called 911 and hung up. Upon a return call she said her phone was broke and she couldn’t see the screen as she misdialed “9-1-1.”
• 12:24 p.m. — A man called 911 and requested to speak an officer regarding his neighbor who is “threatening him while building a fence.” The man advised that the neighbor wasn’t supposed to build a fence without consent from him as they had come to an “agreement” with paperwork to back it up.
The man was advised by dispatchers to “take a seat” while an officer came out to him.
• 6:37 p.m. — A man called 911 and reported that an intoxicated man fell down in front of his residence and started “rolling around on the ground.”

Thursday, May 7
• 12:32 p.m. — A man reported to 91 that a grey Mercedes is parked at the bottom of his driveway and that the male driver “looked intelligent” and said he was with the “census.” The reporting party was concerned that the man’s story may not be true and reported that his house had been burglarized over a month ago.
• 9:27 p.m. — An employee of Harvest Foods in Ronan called 911 and requested an officer to come wait outside as an older male is in the store attempting to steal “a beer” and they would like him picked up when he exits.

Friday, May 8
• 2:44 a.m. — A man came to the Lake County Jail requesting for a place to stay for the night from officers telling them that he was staying with someone in Polson and it had “gone sour.” When officers asked about who he was staying with he said “it’s all good.” Upon looking up his background officers found that he had an extensive criminal history out of Kentucky, Tennessee, Utah, and Florida.
The man added that he had “a few beers” and “all his belongings were still at the bar”, but said he did not know the bar’s name.
• 7:16 a.m. — An employee at a local bakery advised dispatchers that there is a guy who just came in that has “some kind of buzz going on.” The woman stated that she would buy an officer a cup of coffee if they would come over and sit for a while.
• 3:48 p.m. — A man called 911 and requested officers as his 9-year-old granddaughter is being “belligerent and assaulting her sibling.”
• 7:16 p.m. — A man called 911 and reported that he and a friend were just “chillin” outside of a local pawn shop waiting for a friend when a guy came out threatened to call he cops then returned back outside minutes later with “a crow bar and some type of weapon.”
The reporting party advised that the man later came out again to lock his car doors as if they were trying to steal something. Officers said the incident was a misunderstanding and told the reporting party that the lot was private property and to “skateboard somewhere else.” Ah, yet another case of skateboarder profiling.
• 8:41 p.m. — A woman reported that two babies were left unattended in a car outside of Safeway. Officers checked it out and reported that the babies were okay.
• 8:44 p.m. — A 9-year-old boy called 911 and advised that “his baby sitter left him home alone.” You are sooo busted!
• 9:08 p.m. — An officer spoke to some “young skateboarders” at the corner of 1st Street and 13th and advised them to “use better judgment next time.” That’s a bit of an oxymoron.

Saturday, May 9
• 1:09 p.m. — A woman reported to 911 that there is a female standing alongside the road “beating on a teen’s head.”
• 4:08 p.m. — A woman reported to 911 that there is a man with “no clothes on” threatening her and her family.
• 6:02 p.m. — A man reported to 911 a complaint against his neighbor who has been driving his motorcycle back and forth down the street. The man stated the bike must not have a muffler with how loud it is, adding that “it’s so loud you can’t even think.”
• 8:43 p.m. — An officer received a report that some intoxicated people were hanging out in front of the “police station.” Two officers headed that way.

Sunday, May 10
• 9:18 p.m. — An employee at Joe’s Jiffy called 911 and requested an officer as a drunk man just came in and “broke the gumball machine.”

911 calls from 4/27-5/3

Monday, April 27
• 9:40 p.m. — A man reported to 911 that he had just “hit a cow” on Reservoir Road just east of Back Road, adding that he couldn’t “find the cow he hit.”

Thursday, April 30
• 10:42 a.m. — A man called 911 to report that his neighbors keep “throwing trash in yard.”
• 4:02 p.m. — A man was picked up on a $50,000 warrant in Ronan for “stalking.”
• 6:30 p.m. — A man reported to 911 that he has had some problems with his son and now has found “a booby trap in his garage.”

Friday, May 1
• 11:29 a.m. — A man reported finding someone “sleeping in his yard” on 5th Avenue.
• 3:35 p.m. — A woman called 911 and reported that her “eight-year-old son” is “throwing rocks at her”, adding that the rocks “keep getting bigger” in size.
• 11:03 p.m. — A Polson grocery store manager advised 911 dispatchers that two intoxicated people are hanging out in the parking lot and may have stolen some beer describing one as having an “oriental type mustache” with long hair, and the other man was carrying a backpack. The two men were not on scene when police arrived.

Saturday, May 2
• 1:08 a.m. — The same store manager called back and advised that the possible shoplifters are back outside the store and have “used the shrubs earlier for the bathroom.”
• 3:36 p.m. — Area emergency and fire personnel responded to a report of a tipped over sailboat near Dayton and a missing person. The person turned out to have left the scene before the agencies’ arrivals.

Sunday, May 3
• 4:37 a.m. — A woman reported a possible threat to 911 after she fought her ex-boyfriend off with an ice scraper.

911 calls from 4/20-4/26

Monday, April 20
• 8:23 a.m. — A woman called 911 and reported that her neighbor “throws rocks at her dogs” when they’re in their own yard, and also “throws rocks at her house” and then “laughs.”
• 12:44 p.m. — A woman reported a noise disturbance next door and later called back to notify dispatchers that it was “just someone playing tetherball.”
• 6:43 p.m. — A man reported that a “handicapped man” had been “kidnapped” from a residence north of St. Ignatius. The report turned out to be unfounded.
• 7:04 p.m. — A man reported that a “PlayStation2 and some pistols” had been stolen from his Polson residence.

Tuesday, April 21
• 6:11 p.m. — An officer requested an ambulance for a St. Ignatius man laying “nude in his yard”, who had possibly been there for “20 minutes or more.” The man advised that he did not need an ambulance and was “just enjoying the sun.”
• 6:28 p.m. — A woman called 911 and reported that her boyfriend was going “mentally ballistic.” Dispatch requested to speak with the boyfriend who got on the phone and stated that he is not going “mentally ballistic.” The boyfriend did request to speak to an officer as he “does have a lot on his mind.”

Wednesday, April 22
• 7:18 a.m. — The same woman who accused her boyfriend of being “mentally ballistic” called in again and stated that she had just spoken to her dad and advised dispatchers that he is “against drugs” and “really pissed off” at a Helena man whose name we could not release. The woman stated that the man is “dirty and a creep” adding that he “smokes crank” and that she “has seen him do this.”
• 11:23 a.m. — The woman called 911 again regarding the aforementioned issue and requested that dispatchers call “a higher court” than Polson City as she “thinks someone is trying to set her up.”
• 11:41 a.m. — You know who called back requesting to speak with an officer, advising that she has done “nothing wrong” and “is being set up.” Dispatchers told the woman not to call back unless it’s an emergency next time.
• 2:26 p.m. — A patient at St. Luke’s Hospital called 911 and stated that she’s being held in a house against her will and that some people in the house have “her money and her meds” and are threatening to “blow her up.” Dispatchers called the hospital back and confirmed that the woman was a patient and the ward clerk said she would tell the nurse to move the phone away from the patient’s bed.
• 2:46 p.m. — Three shoplifters were reported caught stealing “eye glasses” from a Polson grocery store.
• 5:55 p.m. — A man reported to 911 that his wife had received a strange text message asking if “someone wanted some drugs?”

Thursday, April 23
• 7:33 a.m. — A woman, who needs no introduction, called 911 to advise dispatchers that her boyfriend is headed to the library to drop off books that are supposed to be about “Greek mythology”, but are actually about “how to get away with murder.”
• 8:10 a.m. — The growing famous boyfriend called 911 to report that his girlfriend was “being mean and nasty” wanted to be dropped off at the courthouse. He said she started being mean last night after “reading some Greek mythology book.” The man advised dispatchers that he just wanted them to know that she was at the courthouse now.
• 9:23 a.m. — The girlfriend is on the phone now calling 911 to let dispatchers know that her boyfriend is giving her a ride to the hospital to “get her meds.” To be continued ... ? Read on.
• 2:53 p.m. — A man reported to 911 that he received a letter in the mail saying that a man with his last name but the wrong first name is being sued for $7,000. The man said he did not know who it was, got angry, and “threw the letter in the stove and burned it.”
• 4:05 p.m. — She’s baaaaack. An HBD (had been drinking) woman called 911 stating “breaker 1-9, breaker 1-9” and that she was “headed to Town Pump for cigarettes.” Dispatchers advised her that she shouldn’t be driving to which she said she wasn’t, her boyfriend is. When asked if her boyfriend had been drinking the woman replied “yes.” Dispatchers advised them that they should not be driving to which the woman replied “okay.” Officers were sent to check out Town Pump.

Friday, April 24
• 9:45 a.m. — A man reported that he just found a “drunk woman passed out in his front yard.” Even for Friday standards, a bit early isn’t it? This is where the “it’s five o’clock somewhere” line MUST be drawn.

Saturday, April 25
• 12:41 a.m. — A very HBD (had been drinking) woman called 911 and reported that “the bars on Main Street are being very loud,” and then hung up.
• 3:39 p.m. — A woman, yes that one, called 911 and reported that she is “okay” but “can’t stand [her boyfriend] anymore” so she went to the store and bought a “pint of vodka” before returning home. Dispatchers reminded her that it wasn’t a good idea to drink with all the medicines she’s on, to which she responded that it didn’t matter a “whole hell of a lot” as she has “no liver, no heart, and no appendix.”

Sunday, April 26
• 6:13 a.m. — An anonymous person reported a party with drinking going on at a nearby residence where a man was outside “yelling and shooting around.”

Archives — Calls from 4/13-4/18

Monday, April 13
• 12:13 a.m. — A manager from a Polson grocery store called 911 to report a man who was caught stealing the charitable donation jar.
• 8:31 p.m. — A woman reported that her car battery had been stolen on 12th Avenue in Polson.

Tuesday, April 14
• 10:15 a.m. — Regarding the trailer court human waste slinging incident on April 10 (see last issue), an environmental health representative called 911 to report that she had gotten two calls from a resident there who made threats to “shoot the manager” if he came around their trailer again.
The disgruntled resident advised her that the human waste was not theirs, rather someone had “planted it on them.”
• 1:02 p.m. — A report of a grass fire in the rural Ronan area was called into 911 but turned out to be a false alarm as the “flames” were actually an “orange flag” in the field.
• 6:27 p.m. — A woman called 911 and asked why no one had been arrested for “assaulting her daughter with a hammer” last week.
• 7:02 p.m. — A Ronan hotel manager reported that a man wearing jeans and a blue sweatshirt was ducking down by her car and that when she went to check what was going on the male started saying “****” and using other foul language.
• 10:55 p.m. — A woman called 911 and advised that someone is “ringing her doorbell” and she doesn’t want to see who it is, requesting that an officer come by and “check it out.”

Wednesday, April 15
• 8:20 a.m. — A man reported that a propane tank was stolen from the yard at his Third Avenue residence. Upon police follow-up, turned out that Polson Propane had come and picked up their own tank from the man’s yard.
• 10:27 a.m. — A man reported to 911 dispatchers that he had a young suspect who may have been involved in shoplifting incidents at Dairy Queen and Ronan Power Products last week.
• 11:48 p.m. — A female patient called 911 and requested an officer to her room at St. Luke’s Hospital as she “feels she is in danger.” The woman advised that “strange things” have been happening with “trees falling all around the building” and “strange lights shining into her room.”

Thursday, April 16
• 8:01 a.m. — A woman reported that someone had run over her fence on Mission Dam Road and drove off.
• 7:44 p.m. — A man called 911 and reported that an “11 to 12 year old girl” keeps calling and “harassing” him and his sons.

Friday, April 17
• 11:22 a.m. — A man reported to 911 dispatchers that he was trying to get a “haircut appointment” and had called the hair dresser “six or seven times.” He advised that he then received a call from a different woman telling him “not to call her anymore” and that the hair dresser didn’t want to cut his hair and is going to get a “restraining order on him.”
The man wished to speak to an officer “face-to-face” as this is an “important situation” regarding filing a harassment report on the third party that returned his haircut call. The third party told police that the reporting party was a “stalker.”
As Uncle Joey would say on Full House, somebody needs to “cut-it-out.”
• 5:23 p.m. — An anonymous woman reported to 911 that a man and woman were fighting across the street as she saw “arms flying” before the two “disappeared between the trailers.” Both were described as “heavy-set”, probably had been drinking, and the male was reportedly “not wearing a shirt.”
Two women were arrested in the incident for violating probation and fighting.
• 11:04 p.m. — A woman called 911 and reported that “her neighbor” was in Warm Springs (a state mental hospital) this morning, she was admitted and then she “disappeared” and now is her “next door neighbor again.”
The reporting party stated that Warm Springs can “back her up” on this, and they “are not happy.” The woman further advised dispatchers that she’s concerned and does not trust her neighbor because she “runs around with needles and crack.”

Saturday, April 18
• 8:02 a.m. — The same woman that called in late Friday night called back 911 to report that she is “okay”, adding that she was scared last night, but went to sleep and is okay now and just “wanted us to know that.”
• 9:48 a.m. — The aforementioned woman came into the Lake County Courthouse to visit with the Sheriff’s Office about “clone paperwork” regarding “aliens living at Warm Springs.” Officers advised the woman to go home and “get some sleep.”

Archives — Calls from 4/6-4/11

Monday, April 6
• 12:58 a.m. — A man called 911 and advised that he is “getting ready to kill his neighbor” as they have had ongoing issues with each other for the last 13-15 years. He told dispatchers that he doesn’t have any weapons as he doesn’t believe in them, adding that if he kills his neighbor it will be with “his bare hands.”
The man’s cause was that his neighbor’s “cows” always come into his yard and “**** and piss in it” and now he can’t grow anything. He added that he was extremely drunk and would not call back again tonight.
• 1:53 a.m. — A woman wanted a man removed from her residence after she reported he had just come at her with a “knife” and later claimed to be having a “flashback to Vietnam.”
• 4:41 p.m. — A woman reported that she was “shot last year” by her “neighbor” when they were practice shooting and one of the rounds ricocheted off a rock before hitting her. She added that the neighbors are shooting again as she heard a couple “big blasts”, stating that they have “assault rifles and everything.”

Tuesday, April 7
• 12:26 p.m. — A woman called into 911 and reported two children who were “running towards the park” in Ronan.
• 5:57 p.m. — A man advised 911 dispatchers that an intoxicated man who just hit a house with a car is now walking in the middle of the road near the Pablo fire hall.
• 7:18 p.m. — A woman reported that older kids playing around a car in front of the pet store are “putting the smaller children in the trunk.” Officers advised that the kids are just playing around and everyone is okay.

Wednesday, April 8
• 6:29 a.m. — An officer reporting seeing a camper camping in different spots along Hwy 83 over the past two weeks and stated that he believes it’s the same man who hung out in the area so long last year that “people got donations to help him leave the area.”
• 8:51 a.m. — A business owner reported someone tried to steal her “silk flower pot” outside her store but the pot was chained to the wall so in an attempt to remove it the failed thieves “pulled so hard they broke the window frame.”
• 1:45 p.m. — A man wearing a black hoodie was reported for “suspicious activity” while walking down Terrace Lake Road carrying a “vase with a big red rose in it.” Suspicious indeed?
• 3:36 p.m. — A woman reported to 911 dispatchers that her kids came home “freaking out” because there was a male “passed out in the park with his pants part way down.” Mr. Sleepy ended up getting a ride downtown for being drunk in public.
• 6:29 p.m. — A man reported to 911 that he received his “medical marijuana” package but 3/4 out it was missing. He advised dispatchers that he ordered an ounce but only received 1/4 ounce in the package which was tampered with and “taped up on the outside.”
The reporting party suspects the UPS driver, who is not their regular driver, was the pot culprit.

Thursday, April 9
• 3:44 a.m. — A man called “911” and was reportedly “trying to call a friend.” When told he had called “911” the caller seemed very surprised stating he “must have miss-dialed.”
• 5:01 p.m. — A woman reported that there are two females out front kicking “the **** out of her boyfriend’s pickup.” When officers arrived on scene no one was found and the reported truck had “no damage.”
• 11:03 p.m. — A bouncer at the South Shore Lounge reported that an HBD (had been drinking) woman “came in swinging at a male at the bar” and then refused to leave. The woman was arrested for endangerment as she had children with her waiting in the car.

Friday, April 10
• 2:05 a.m. — A woman called 911 requesting to speak with an officer regarding her husband how is being “unruly” and just “poured three cans of soda on her and on the carpet.”
• 10:19 a.m. — A woman reported that she needs an officer ASAP as her son is “drunk and getting violent with the walls in the back bedroom.”
• 12:46 p.m. — A man called 911 to report a woman in his trailer park just “took a bucket of human waste and threw it out beside her camper.” The caller advised dispatchers that the tenant is “unruly” and had been evicted before for “throwing human waste all over” the trailer park’s lavatory.
• 2:52 p.m. — A woman called 911 from the lobby in the county courthouse stating that she has “two tickets” and “wants to do her time.” She added that she hadn’t seen the judge and wouldn’t see him until Monday, but was still going to sit in the lobby “until she did her time.”
When detention officers went out to get her she had already left.
• 3:30 p.m. — The same woman from earlier called back 911 from home still wanting to “do her time for the tickets”, asking dispatchers “why don’t you just put me in jail forever, for a thousand years.”
When dispatchers told her she would have to wait to be see the judge on Monday, she said “fine” and hung up.

Saturday, April 11
• 1:35 a.m. — An anonymous caller reported that a man had just “kicked through a car windshield” outside the South Shore Lounge. Chuck Norris much?
• 3:44 p.m. — A woman reported to 911 an instance of “suspicious activity” stating that she had just “seen something on the hill.” She then advised that she could now see “the horses that ran over the hill and made a huge cloud of dust.”